Chapter 49: Season 2 Book Report & Withdrawal

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry do their book report on Season 2...So strap in, cos this one is a long and fun one!  Listen in as we break apart every last detail of the second season and their possible impact on the future of the series, go off the rails and jump back on numerous times and issue a farewell to one of our favorite characters!!  It's a book report like you've never seen before....well, I mean...I guess last season you saw one...Also, this is pretty much copy and pasted from last season as well except I changed 1 to 2 and added a couple things here and there.... Anyway, here's the Story of Cory...

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Chapter 48: Is This the Episode With Darth Vader? (Episode 221 - The Thrilla' in Phila)

Good evening ladies and gentleman, here are the ring officials assigned by the Massachusetts and New York State and Athletic Commission, respectively, your judges, Jillian and Jerry.,   Introducing first.... from the red corner. The king of the jumpkick, the Sultan of Saluting Ones Shorts, the Boy with the Cheese, Joey Theeeee Raaat!!  And in the blue corner, crushing Coke cans on his head... with 1 win,  the LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD HE HAS YET TO MEET!  CORRRRYYYY MAAATTTHHHHEWWWWWSSSS!!!  Also a lot of celebrities, a little bit of Topanga, and a side quest with Griff and Feeny that goes nowhere.

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Chapter 47: The Mathews Take In A Delinquent (Episode 223: Home)

After a short time, off Jillian & Jerry are back to further delve in the mind of Shawn Hunter after he has been brutally deserted by his charismatic father.  Also Feeny takes on a slave, which is a completely different direction for this show.  Turner has another inappropriate relationship with a student. And Eric is at his dumbest, which can only mean one thing...his best friend doesn't need him anymore.  It's a part 2 that isn't a part 2, but if you have taken away anything from this episode, it's that you need to call Charlie.  I'm serious.... Call him NOW.

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Chapter 46: The Incredibly Stupendous Entrance and Exit of Chet F*&KING Hunter (222 - Career Day)

Come one!  Come all!  Guaranteed for a limited time only: the Master of the Microwave!  The Sultan of CNN (yes, written out that looks wrong, but I promise you if you say it in your head it works)!  The man who has no qualms with beating the crap out of redheaded children in the back of the class!  The one!  The only!  CHEEEETTTTT HUNTERRRRRRRRR!!!  Also, he leaves his son behind because he's a terrible father, and Jerry and Jillian have to be there to pick up the pieces...you should be ashamed of being excited over this tragic tale.  For shaaaaaaame!  (Oh, and Topanga is both her old self and her new "daddy will you buy me Christmas presents" self, so we don't know whether to love her or hate her....Spoilers: the latter.)

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Chapter 45: The Mystery of the Evil Ball (220 - Pop Quiz)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry deal with the serious subject of student abuse when Jonathan Turner is accused of taking his clothes off in front of Cory and Shawn.  Will Turner (hahah, not Orlando Bloom) be imprisoned for many years for his actions or will Rico help his new obsessed fans find a new boyfriend?  Find out all this and more on tonight's very special episode of Open a Book.

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Chapter 44: Blades, Farley and the Evil Woman Who Hated Disney (219 - Wrong Side of the Tracks)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry analyze Shawn's insecurities, while at the same time find ourselves attempting piddly little monkeyshines to impress the wimpiest bully on the face of the earth.  We also delve into the brains of Joey the Rat and Frankie to find out how deep in denial they are that they are pretending a random stranger is their best friend.  Eric ice skates, Jason plans a really douchey scheme and we all have to sit and watch the woman who deserved everything she got.  So grab your bahgels and your Walkmen and get ready to skate real good with the Story of Cory.

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Chapter 43: If It Isn't It Should Be....It Suuuure Is (Episode 217 - On The Air)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discuss something they know about really well...being on the radio with a German snitch named Ludwig.  Also, we show Eric his life with his new hetero-lifemate, Chester, join Alvin Meece as he makes friends with his rivals Cory and Shawn for some reason, and go all pirate radio up in this bich.  (If I spelled it right, it wouldn't be accepted into the facist ITunes algorithm.)  Now where's me grog?

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Chapter 42: The Answer to Life, the World and Everything....Sex, Ed? (Episode 218 - By Hook or By Crook)

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry follow the side characters around in hopes they will find the answer to life, the Universe World and Everything...Unfortunately, Eric gets sidetracked by a hot girl and an existential crisis (at least to him it is), while Shawn yells at his Uncle a lot....Meanwhile Cory is back to his douchebag shenanigans as he screws around with Topanga's emotions.  Yup.

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Chapter 41: Things Happen (Episode 216 - Danger Boy)

In this chapter, Jerry & Jillian discuss the fact that Amy claims she got a weave despite many factors, including, but not necessarily limited to the fact that she doesn't...have...a weave!!!!!  Also there's a roller coaster and Candyland and that's really all you guys came here to check out now, isn't that right?


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Chapter 40: They Want You To Scallop the Potatoes (Episode 215 - Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry delve into a world of obsession, narcissism and delusional, psychotic behavior as we watch Cory's stalker go from crazy to scary as Shawn tries his hardest to put out this already burning flame.  From minor theft to problems with the hot tub, we are in for some really serious socks.

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Chapter 39: Paula Jones' Diary (Episode 214 - I Am Not a Crook)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry find out it's icky to rock the vote as they follow a weak-willed, easily swayed Cory through his campaign as class president.  Where can he go wrong, right?  That's an oxymoron.  Anyway, watch Shawn as he descends into the deepest depths of his corrupt brain and find out how low our old friend Alvin can sink, in this politically charged satire that's mostly full of Cooties.  Topanga's in this too at some point.

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Chapter 38: Biological Wooing from the Estrogen Section (Episode 213 - Cyrano)

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry are back at it trying their best not to just loathe both Alan and Amy....seriously... they are both garbage in this episode... oog. Also Shawn and Cory get some well deserved locker time together and we get to witness Frankie's inner woo. WHAT?!

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SEASON 2 MIDTERM: National Lampoon's Dorm Daze

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Midterm....This year was a bit more difficult and a lot more strenuous, but Jillian and Jerry think you can handle it.  This Midterm, we will be grading National Lampoon's Dorm Daze (or College Animals...?) starring Danielle Fishel in her strangest acting choice to date.   Find out if Boy Meets World actors were given a fair chance and a little leeway by Turner or if Feeny gave them what they deserved, this week on The Story of Cory.


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Chapter 37: Millennial Greenlight (The Final Douchebaggery)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry bring Simone DeMilo back to close the book on the repetitive former "podcasters",  Michael & Michellington by finishing off the last of their collective works in this grueling, yet necessary sendoff to the most self-centered, prude and out-of-touch couple in Boy Meets World podcasting.  Nevertheless....

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Chapter 36: She's All Scat (Episode 212 - Turnaround)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry get lost in an episode full of sexual tension, alcohol references, pathological lies, popular girls who look like preppy nerds, who apparently have amazing fashion sense...okay..., six hour dances, terrible parenting....oh, and did I mention I'M PRETTY SURE TOPANGA WORKS AT CVS?!?!  Yeah, this is a refreshing, all-out insanely funny episode by a new writer.   So listen as we ruin that for ya.

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Chapter 35: TK & Her Real Baby (Episode 210: Sister Theresa)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry are placed in the very awkward position of analyzing the nutritional nature of celery and peanut butter.  Also, we try to figure out if the director knows the difference between tough guys and punks.  No? I didn't think so.    Also we tackle the serious subject of stalking, obsession and candy clowns.  Not enough for ya?  Well then we'll throw in a giant box of...two steaks.  Politeness kills.

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Chapter 34: Since When Did You Become The Physical Type? (Episode 209: Fear Strikes Out)

This week, Jillian and Jerry enter the world of Donovan where Cory is taking one step beyond getting a girl to say hi....again, Shawn is playing take-a-penny-leave-a-penny, but with shirts and Topanga figures out what to do with her hands.  In fact, everyone will figure out what to do with their hands.  Who the hell is that blonde girl?!  Why is Kat wearing a bolo tie?!  And why does Cory plan on flying clear across the Hundred Acre Wood?  You'll have to listen to find out.

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Chapter 33: Now You Gotta Have A Turkey Like That (Episode 208 - Band on the Run)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry deal with the mental illness of groupies and how it effects two (sometimes four) teenage boys who pretend to be in a band.  Plus the extreme idea of nostalgia vs. reality in the middle aged adult male, aka Alan.  Plus lots and lots of guitar cases, exit signs and  musicians with mommy issues.  So stick your tongue out, but watch out for Jeremy Sullivan, as we check out this celebrity fueled episode!

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Illustrations One: A Story of Cory Anniversary

This week, on a very special episode, The Story of Cory celebrates their first anniversary of the show by watching and commenting on media they have discussed over the first year.  Celebrate Today! (or yesterday if you're listening to this is in the future).

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Chapter 32: If You Do It Too Much You'll Get Hairy Palms (Episode 206 - Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf?)

In this chapter, Jillian & Jerry join Cory A.O. Matthews in his journey to manhood and the wacky world of puberty.  Shawn, Topanga, Eric and all our friends we've grown to love take a backseat to the Cory Show this week as he makes everything about him as per usual.  It's going to be a HOWL! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Chapter 31: Seinfeld's Got Nothin' On Chubbie (and Roy) (Episode 211 - The Beard)

In this Chapter, Jillian & Jerry watch in awe as Shawn and Cory switch places for worst friend/good person for the first time ever.  Marvel as we get into the mind of the worst girls in John Adams High as they torture poor Cory for no apparent reason whatsoever.  I'm serious, we're talking next level crazy here people!  Also the fight for Alan/Amy continues, Cory turns into George Costanza permanently and we get the most important lesson of all time.  We just haven't figured it out yet.  Probably something about Diet Coke.  I dunno.

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Chapter 30 - Whipped Macaroni With A Side Of Puddin' (Episode 204 - Me and Mr. Joad)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry shield Jason from the evils of Millennials (as well as Eric) as they try to decide whether or not Cory & Shawn should start a rap duo or at the very least learn something other that 1970s commercial jingles.  Either way, we pray to St. Eligius this will go smoothly for our heroes at John Adams High.

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Chapter 29: Stop Tickling Me! (Episode 207 - Wake Up, Little Cory)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry choke down about 3 million pop cultural references, while trying to keep Cory from flying off the screen.  The director takes some interesting chances with technique, Cory becomes a master editor and continues his douche streak, and Topanga actually DOES something!   Also the Feeny/Turner showdown continues in this chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 28: Weenies All Fired Up! (Episode 203 - Notorious)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry learn about the letter A. (continued on page 4)

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Also, they delve into the sick and twisted mind of the two most evil people in John Adams High, Molly, the newspaper editor and Janitor Bud.  We continue our Fugitive storyline, as we try to figure out what exactly makes Shawn such a lunatic and also the saga of Desiree, the nipple queen begins.  (continued on page 6)

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