Season 4 - MIDTERM - Have You Seen My Son?

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Midterm! This year we are watching an Alan movie!!!! And WHAT an Alan movie. This is the huge box office hit, Have You Seen My Son?!!!! That's right the made for TV Monday Night movie you've all been clamoring to get your hands on. Come join Jillian and Jerry as they argue incessantly about how much time has past (since the movie makes it pretty freakin' opaque), watch a lady steal a hearse and listen to some annoying kid talk about Wizard of Oz for an hour in this episode of Story of Cory. Let’s get to grading!


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Chapter 83: The Split Personality of Johnny and Dawn (Episode 411 - An Affair to Forget)

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian conduct a neurological analysis of Shawn to ensure optimal brain function and identify any potential issues as HELLO!!!! CAN YOU NOT SEE WHAT JENNIFER BASSETT IS DOING TO YOU?!!?! (I guess it's better than Joshua Bassett and his complete "religious awakening"...sorry, tangent). Topanga realizes she's bi (yay! good for her!), Cory is left picking up the pieces of a broken relationship (no not that one!) and the concoction drive is still going on! Oh, and we're not stopping there - we're diving deep into Eric's mind as we wade through the epic 400-page saga of his life and why his 9 1/2 hour play DOESN'T contain the joke: “What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face.” HEY-O!!! Anyone? Anyone? Eh, screw it. This is one of the best episodes...of BMW not SOC. I'll leave the latter up to you to decide. ok, show notes, done, enjoy the episode!!!

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Chapter 82: The Goat Wins In The End (Episode 410 - Turkey Day)

Gobble gobble! Hey its turkey day! Join us as we sit at the kids table to dish on Amy's favorite dish while Verna loses her mind over a crock of cheese...what? Unfortunately we only have peanut M&M's so we are no longer welcome at the Unter household. Grab your plastic sporks and let's go steal food from some latchkey kids eyy! 

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Chapter 81: Cyrano 2 - a movie by Larry (Episode 409 - Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound Men)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry do not know where they are, but wherever it it, it involves a snake, the stone age and a rogue boom mic. In this classic sitcom cliche, Cory must be in two places at once, but his best buddy Leroy has the key to not getting caught in his BDSM cap. Will Leroy steer Cory in the right direction or will he be stuck watching the most boring thing known to man....a wrestling match? Find out tonight...and lets hope for Leroy's sake we can pull this off.

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Chapter 80: The Story of Jenny and Chris (Episode 407 - Singled Out)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry can't even begin to provide an analysis on Cory's psyche. We've now delved into batplops insanity. Instead we go back to the past, and tell the story of a Jesus loving girl and a son of a bowler man and how they created the weirdest freakin dating show known to man. Also Alan is a terrible person yet again, Topanga is useless...again, we learn about how CHRIS Cobain sang Gangstas Paradise in the Carmen Hip Hopera, take a ride into the unknown with Mr. Peterman and Kulk Diddip and mermermermermer Eric gets an interview. All this and more on this wee

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Chapter 79: A Warm Glass of Half and Half Will Hide the Wounds (Episode 408 - Dangerous Secret)

In this very special chapter, Jillian and Jerry must find out why the Matthews continuously infantilize Morgan, call out Topanga yet again on her ongoing manipulation of Cory, and serve up a nice helping of pepperoni nipples. Shawn is keeping a very intense secret, but since Cory knows nothing about houses, no one knows what the hell is going on!!! So throw a handful of vaborub in the eyes of your nearest banker as everyone shoves their middle fingers into the faces of pigs on this week's episode of Boy Meets House...I mean The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 78: Who F@#king Cares?!?!? (Episode 406 - Janitor Dad)

In this chapter, we realize we watched a Halloween episode, but then immediately forget about it. Also, there's some really bad acting, we board the Kodak Ride and something about "Lothario" that I don't even remember. Ay yi yi. LET THEM TOUCH THOSE THINGS!!!!

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Chapter 77: The Lady Behind the Counter Who Brings The Checks (Episode 405 - Shallow Boy)

In this chapter, which I was tempted to turn into a full musical, we follow the two Matthews boys as they are taunted, harassed and bullied by the women in their lives. As Topanga admits she LOVES Fox News, Shawn takes a stand against her and stages a walk out. What will Mr. Feeny do? Enlist the help of a psychopathic musician? Or maybe just ponder what the hell is wrong with ABC for moving their time slots back and forth. Find out on this HI-larious chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 76: The Feeding of the 1957 (Episode 404: Fishing For Virna)

In this chapter, we start feeling the effects of the dimensional crossover as Cory and the gang are trapped between two lands. While a wonderful life is taken away from us, a terrible family becomes reborn...so let us rejoice?...I guess? In a world where food and highways = love, where brothers will steal just for the act of forgiveness and where we sign posters of bowling pins I suppose, things are about to get real.

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Chapter 75: Amy's Makin' Mayo Sandwiches For Jepi (Episode 403 - I Ain't Gonna Spray Lettuce No More)

In this very special chapter, Feeny begins to show signs of dementia, so Cory gives him a swig of his cognac to make him feel better. As a thank you, Feeny finds a way for the worst father in the world to get off welfare and actually feed his family. Meanwhile, the creepy guy at the sporting goods store gets too handsy, so Alan steals his store and finally stops whining. Moral of the story: PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG!!!

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