Chapter 94: Acceptance (Episode 422 - Learning To Fly)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry go to Beach University to relax for 4 years, but are interrupted by the murder of Shawn. It is a sad day today as Shawn Hunter has been taken from us by a sourpuss OCD cleanfreak who thinks she was good enough to be shoulder candy for big football man. Eric gets his moment, Cory gets laid and Topanga is let off the hook for being a no-good liar, even though she had zero reason to be. Also Hayden Panitieeriteerrreete, an unfunny and annoying Disney Channel-style "house mother" character and stealing 50 cent drinks - yeah, I'm phoning in the show notes today b/c they had no problem phoning in the episode.

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Chapter 93 - The Cake Is a Lie (Episode 420 - Security Guy)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discover Eric's Negative Oedipus Complex as he just lambastes Amy for literally no good reason. But the idiocy doesn't only go one way, he gets a job and his parents are pissed! HOW DARE HE GET A JOB!!! Meanwhile Cory, Topanga and Feeny are all scheming to trick Shawn as he mixes it up with dirt and turkey. Also, we unravel the mysterious disappearance of Ronnie Patel and Poppyseed. Will we find any answers? No.

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Chapter 92 - Dead-Eyed Sherri (Episode 421 - Cult Fiction)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry we hang out at two Chubbies as we start to realize that Shawn WANTS to put himself into dangerous situations with complete reckless abandon. Or is it just thrill seeking gone awry? Either way, he's done it again as everyone in his life bands together to rightfully take down the mentally and quite obviously physically abusive Mr. Mack - anyone in 2023 who doesn't know what "hugs" represents, especially in the Disney company, you're an absolute fool. Alan finally steps up and uses his evil for good with Feeny as his trusty sidekick and Eric slowly burrows into a secret organization to tear down its fabrics piece by piece. This all could have been perfect, but then instead deus ex machina steps in and we get the most cringeworthy thing we have ever seen on Boy Meets World. Find out what it was and more (as well as what's in the Boom Boom Room) in THIS week's episode of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 91 - Playin' Pinball With Softcore Star Britney Powell (Episode 418 - Uncle Daddy)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry focus on Eric's Mommy issues as he attaches himself to the first mother he can. Now a brand new father, Eric destroys the lives of innocent souls left and right. Also we discuss Cory's entitlement issues as we see him refusing to listen to Alan's absolutely ridiculous punishment. We try to prescribe something for Shawn's constant headaches, we marvel at a backscratcher and boo the evil child who tries to murder Eric Harambe-style. Come enjoy sing along with us to your favorite song by Phalt on this all new chapter of The Story of Cory!

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Chapter 90 - DD Brown is Verbose and Snappy (Episode 417 - A Long Walk To Pittsburgh [Part 2])

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry witness Cory's adolescent egocentrism as he creates hiw own stage to proclaim his love for Juliet, I mean Topey. The suddenly villainous Amy reveals her deep-seeded hatred for Topanga, as her next-level narcissism will stop at nothing to take any and all decisions away from her son, rendering free will non-existent. Feeny on the other hand is living vicariously through the "star-crossed lovers" as he continues to pine for the romantic self he once had. Also, the original Juliet, Ozma herself and a look back to the past of Cory and Topanga's relationship. JOIN THE FIGHT FOR LOVE in this week's chapter of the Story of Cory!

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Chapter 89 - And the Medieval Music Plays On... (Episode 416 - A Long Walk to Pittsburgh [Part 1])

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry get deep into the psychological trajectories of all of our main characters as they grapple with loss. From the heroic ambition of Eric, who fights for his brother at any cost, to the disingenuous nature of Topanga and Shawn, who decide to act like they are now together for some reason. Meanwhile Cory and Topanga actually have to act which is... STOPTIME!!!...................... ...................... ........................................... Also, we deal with the absolute 180 and seld-absorption of our beloved Amy as she switches places with Alan, going from the most rational mother, to someone who thinks her experience is the end all be all and projects that onto her child, giving him no room to make his own mistakes. Also both Cory and Feeny forget they already went over Romeo and Juliet together in 6th grade and Shawn is convinced he is on a TV show. All this and more in this grand 2 part journey of pain, suffering and an uncharacteristically bad, bad Amy.

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Chapter 88 - George Feeny Belongs In A Museum (Episode 419 - Quiz Show)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry view the decline of the Greatest Generation, as the insufferable Mr. Feeny ruins any credibility he once had. Watch as this out-of-touch curmudgeon ruthlessly attacks our heroes for daring to succeed in something for the first time ever. We examine his mean-spirited attempts to crush the kids' spirits by shaming them and putting them through emotional abuse. Also there's a fun late 90s style game show and QUIZZES HAVE RETURNED. So join us through the dangerously closed-minded evil fossil Feeny and the party that is Huh...that's cool! with your stern and groovy mistress, The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 87 - Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink (Episode 414 - Wheels)

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry delve deep into Alan's surreptitious obsession with Ben Savage home videos, his obsessive control over Cory and his own arrested development. Also Bad Morgan decides that the louder she screams her lines, the better her acting is... So Cory attempts to murder her, but they make up and bond over some mittens. Shawn is acting like a douche, Topey is acting completely out of character and also GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! So grab a clownburger and scream AA-OO-GA cos it's time for this Chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 86: The Affair of Feeny & Amy (Episode 413 - B & B's B 'N' B)

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian watch as Cory destroys himself from the inside, slowly torturing himself until he cannot take it anymore. Of course, Topanga and Shawn ignore it because they have money to make! Meanwhile, a convention happens in Boston, but no one attends it as Eric and Feeny spend the day discussing their long lost loves and picking up bartenders. In this musical romp, featuring By the Light of the Silvery Moon and other classics such as "We're The Timmers", this episode pulls out all the stops. From old men going on a heist in another old man's house to cruising for chicks and their mothers to throwing pancakes, this will be the best 42 bucks anyone has ever made... oh yeah, I just realized Cory and Topanga got to keep THEIR money. WTF??

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Chapter 85: Christmas With the Family?....Or The FAMILY? (Episode 412 - Easy Street)

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian sit down to examine exactly why Shawn has to re-learn the same lesson in every episode. Is it because he's not quite as intelligent as Cory? Is it because Boy is the one who is supposed to meet world and not necessarily Boy's best friend? Or is it because Shawn has daily cognitive reset, almost like he's living in his own Groundhog Day scenario? Either way, here we go again, but this time with wiseguys! Also weird pink and yellow candy canes, nude cuddling, an imaginary teddybear in a box, Robert Frost, and a helluva a lot of soup. Come join in the fun as we figure out why Cory believes Shawn should just stay a dock worker and not better himself with a TOTALLY LEGIT DELIVERY SERVICE SLASH CAPPUCCINO MAKER JOB!!

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